why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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