I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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