I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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