bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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