i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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