I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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