If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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