I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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