He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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