"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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