Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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