I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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