"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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