thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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