Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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