I feel great
I just peed on a car
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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