Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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