I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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