every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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