I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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