You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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