I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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