Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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