You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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