He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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