Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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