you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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