i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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