is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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