question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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