I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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