this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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