He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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