i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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