Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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