Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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