I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
