does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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