Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My life is pants optional.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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