actually, I'm a sock model
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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