So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Come see our sink grown plant.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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