Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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