Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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