What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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