Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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