you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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