so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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