i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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