Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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