I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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