I'm going to jail i love you
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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